I express my love for my sweetheart in many different ways. Sometimes I will leave her a romantic note, sometimes I will write her a love letter and sometimes I will write her a romantic story. The Richest Man is a romantic story that opens with me wandering alone in the forest. The cast of characters in this romantic story are:

  • Tammy - The Faire Princess
  • Tim - Her Charming Prince
  • God - Playing Himself
The Richest Man

One day, Tim was wandering in the forest thinking about and missing his beloved Tammy.

Satan was looking down upon the earth looking for a soul to torment. He saw Tim wandering alone in the forest and he flew down to meet him.

Satan said: "Why Tim, I have been looking for you".

A startled Tim asked: "What do you want?"

Satan said: "What do I want? Tim, please, I have a wonderful offer for YOU".

Tim replied: "Thanks, but I am not interested".

Satan said: "Why Tim, you haven't even heard what I have to offer. I could make you very wealthy!!"

Tim replied: "You don't say".

Satan said: "Yes, I will make you quite wealthy! You will be rich beyond your dreams!"

Tim replied: "Excuse me if I sound suspicious, but there wouldn't happen to be a catch?"

Satan said: "Tim, I am offering you so much!! All you have to do is give up Tammy's love for you and I will make you rich beyond your dreams."

Tim smiled.

Satan saw the smile and said: "See Tim, I knew you would like my offer."

Tim's smile broadened and he replied: "You don't understand. Satan, I am NOT interested in your offer. With Tammy's love, I ALREADY AM rich beyond my dreams."